There is something wrong with this world when my partner has seen the Avengers twice and I have still not seen it.　

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

kentuckyfriedyuuya:

Hatoful Boyfriend tag

“Oh my god a pigeon dating sim xD”

“Haha oh Japan you’re so weird xD”

“I’m so weird I’m going to play a pigeon dating sim ahahah xD”

theatomicboom:

i don’t get people who don’t like reading

i mean there are people who are so proud to say that they haven’t read a book since high school

like am i supposed to be impressed by that or

hey-brendon:

there are bunch of european countries that take eurovision serious

and then there is Russia

I’m serious I need to talk to someone about the Hali Kra help

Women don’t have to:

magicalboobs:

gypsiez:

• be thin
• have a vagina
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• be white
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally. 

I really want to translate “Deliver Us” from Prince of Egypt into Imperial Coryzon.

I have like no words in that language though what is wrong with me　

yuigadokusonmaru:

have you ever been so gay that you were gay

(Source: deadling)